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hello everybody! my name is markiplier and yes my hair is still beautiful and red and it will be for sometime if you didn't see the last video and this is the first time you're seeing it then heeyy~ how you doing? but anyway we're gonna find out if this game actually saved from the last time which i hope it did you better have you bitch! if you didn't i will punch you in the gonads!
like i said before, i'm very good at punching gonads wherever they may like to hide. i will bash you down please x10-13 please please please please! please? yeeeeah that's my messy desktop hey! murders!!
come kill me!! ok now we gotta be serious and now we gotta be very very careful about this shit ok so let me check my notes again ok so we got 3! we got-- read 'em-- three! i gotta crank up my audio so i can hear the slightest, ittiest, bitiest things! cause i'm a paranoid motherfucker and i ain't ready to die
what time-- baaaahhhhhh with the hacks! why do you always gotta try to hack me bruh? why can't we be friends? people on the internet can be friends! oh dos blocker i better be good about this ok that way, that way ok this is easy! yeah it's easy! middle mouse, speed up, i got it ok
i'm way too stressed about that one in-- *whispers* particular *shaky breath* cause i know for a fact- they want to kill me goddammit they want to kiill me!! they wanna kill me dead oh no not another one. okay going down, oh boy down then left
then up yeah whoo hooo man that one was going too quick too! i'm not exactly ready for it helelelel i just have so much at stake, i don't wanna lose it actually no i can't delete notes apparently butcher has nothing, weed post, zero day oooh *silent freakout*
ok alright we already got from zero day which is good so hidden questions there's a bunch of other ones eeeeeeeeeuuuueh oop how am i supposed to know--
ahhh fucking cock what did i do fuck you goddammit what i do!!!?? what did i doooooo? i didn't hear anything! i wasn't talking! *tarzan mark has appeared* ughh ok i'm gonna get this
if i need to lookup a guide i will but for right now i think i have a basic understanding of this there's some websites that do not work at all there's some websites that only work in the early evening there's some websites that only work in the late evening i just have to find out what they are and i think i've been hammering the ones that obviously aren't so i just need to find those and also
i was recalling back and there was this slight whooshing noise maybe that was something i don't know shut up! ok here we go. ooop whoa whoa what *gasp* oh my god
oooohhh oh--oh my god oh it's a puzzle okay *mumbles* fuck ok *whispering* it's a puzzle it's a puzzle *mumbles* what was it? yeah *gasp*
:o fuck *music chord* *markimoo does his celebratory dance in silence* *markiplier is tarzan confirmed* i did that with my brain oh my god let's go there
wait what? it's the same thing *ding* oh that's right *typing* yes ok i think it says "deep web wiki 2" which means that it's probably more websites
and you need that-- that's why i could only ever find four which was a problem father donald definitely doesn't have it but that's ok i've got my-- i've got my uhh "then i saw a great white throne..." *ominous music overlapping father donald* "...from his presence earth and sky went away" father donald
*speech suddenly stops* i'm not on your website!! "then i saw a great white throne--" stooooooppp "and him who was.. and no place was found for them" "and i saw the dead great and--" ok father donald thank you so much but shut the fuck up i don't need you right now ok so this is good
because i have two so i'm going to things that i know have things like did this have a thing ok so that was just at the bottom of the page *disembodied whispers*
what the fuck was that? oh god that was loud as shit ugh, i just went- i went to see if it was the same thing as it was before and it's not which means i gotta go through the whole god damn page unless i don't *sigh* i don't know see there's two trains of thoughts right now going through it's either, random per page but now that i found like an entirely different area
i am thinking that maybe *sudden chair squeak* what am i supposed to i'm being hacked *ominous footsteps* god fucking dammit. it-i got it cranked up so loud. i'm-i'm keen on every noise oh, not this oh god... huuuuuugh what is the name of the pastor that wants to purge- oh, donald!
oh! minimum age for a hit, wasn't that 18? i don't know! how would i know that? i don't know that! who the hell- i don't know what the noises are. ok, so i have to come back to that once i know more of the things i don't know the things.... i don't know them how would i know them?
how am i supposed to know anything? so, i need to go to the gatekeeper but, this is deep wiki two this is deep wiki one. which means i have a lot of things to do here. sss... so if i... go through... this... find all in, in-in wiki one and then go back... to the gate keeper the gatekeeper is probably the last one and you need to find that second wiki like you... *ding* to be able to get all of the websites you need- *soft laugh at random strangers small penis*
bless your soul <3 *minor freakout* woah oh? ah~ oh! aah eeeeeee! ok, ok we've been very bad.
things have not been going good. *creepy mockingbird melody* we've got fi- ohhh my god we've got five which is more than we've ever had so i gotta hold on to this tight oh no ooh! ooh- ooh- ooh- ooh- ooh
*whispers* i don't know i don't know i've never been there before noooo *grunt* *mumbles* jesus christ *whispers* jesus christ (shhh) russian: "where is the source? are you sure it's here?" so what i did there
was i- there was a symbol that appeared right here i've never seen it before *more frustration* mother humper jeezums what was that? *silent what?* *stunned*
ok so the gatekeeper-- the gatekeeper uhh *omninous whispers* uh *more whispers* the gatekeeper has blood, blood. the gatekeeper has questions i don't have the answer to because i've never seen the website i have to look that up *hack noise*
oh goddammit, fucking christ not now eeeeeeeghhh ok kernel ok so i got a better guide we're gonna do this goddammit are you kidding me?! why now?! goddammit fuck this *silent celebration* *eight!*
*oh yeah!* oh nooo oh oh my god i thought i thought that was a hack! i thought! oh no oh yes ohhh i've never been no happy to see something horrible
oh my god!!! ahhhhhh ohhh my god oh man you guys don't know how stressful that was unless you've played this game and then you know exactly how stressful that was! oh god this is my reward? hey friend are you the guy who was walkin outside my window a whole bunch? oh boy you're already-- ohhh
madman: wakey wakey uhhh prisoner: where am i? ughh prisoner: what is this what is this? madman: welcome ladies and gentlemen! to tonight's show where you the players decide the entertainment for your twisted viewing pleasure oh oh no not buffering!
cmon! oh geesh madman: now i'm not going to lie, this might hurt well i'm glad they censored it with buffering *drill sound and muffled screams* ahhh!!!! this isn't rewarding at all prisoner: why are you doing this to me? madman: oh no no, i am not doing this to you the game is doing this to you
welcome~ to the game >:d *music roll credits* aaaaaayyyy and that's the end yeah alright oh my god you don't know- i stopped talking there i was so paranoid about losing, i just stopped fuckin talking! that's how paranoid i was the sense of paranoia never went away
my god these thumping beats my bros~ raise the roof! i'm feeling.. fleek oh. my. god. i cannot tell you how stressful that was like i-i-i-i'm honest when i say i was stressed the entire time i was playing there was never a time when i would be playing-- like i did in every other horror game where i would be like: ok i get it im gonna die the stakes were so high
the stakes just kept getting raised the farther along *small burp* you went. excuse me. like it was just astronomical how much stress was put on me such that i wanted to win so badly! i didn't wanna go through that again because it took forever if i hadn't figured out how to get to that goddamn second page i never would've won i would've been floundering around forever thinking that the other webpage was just a red herring
ohh~ man but i did it. uh, i had to look up a guide for the gatekeeper... um because it was asking questions that i didn't know the answers to and i feel i gotta turn this volume down instead of shouting over it.. omg i feel like this game is meant to be a collaborative effort like it's supposed to be something that a lot of people online and alot of people who are playing
are all working together at.. and because one person going at this would have a very tough time of knowing everything but the idea that all these people-- over 4,000 people are trying to look in this red room it's kind of reminiscent of everyone trying to play this actual game and get in there so you'd-- you would think that they would be working together and you'd think they would be talking to each other and you'd think that they would be spreading information about how to get through this horrible horrible place they call the deep web but either way that was amazing
that was stressful- but that was amazing there are some a few nit picky things that i could say but i won't say, you guys probably already know about it uh but just overall this was an amazing experience i don't need to really reiterate any negatives about it i had a great time and i hope you did too so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always i will see you~ in the next video
buh bye!! *please tell seraphim angel if there are any mistakes in the subtitles*