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top of the mornin' to ya laddies! my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to the higher or lower game. the thing that everybody knows how to play by now by looking at the name of it. but if you don't, it's gonna posit two scenarios to me; it's gonna show me one thing, and show me how often it's searched, um... using google searches. oh, global monthly searches in 2016. so it's gonna show me something like, i dunno, "cats" vs. "dogs", and it's gonna ask me which one was searched more. it'll tell me which one was searched on the left, or whatever, to put a twist on it, i decided to do it with a drink. so i'm using jack daniels. because jack, jack daniels, why the fuck not?
i'm gonna keep guessing higher or lower things. let's actually get in the first one. okay... uh... oh jesus... so, it's showing me the rolling stones were searched 246,000 times monthly average searches for those, vs. "free tibet". so i have to see if the rolling stones were searched more than free tibet. and every time i get one wrong, i'm gonna take a shot of jack daniels. now, i dunno how long this is gonna go on for, because it's one of those things where i don't wanna get drunk, because i still have shit to do. so i don't wanna get drunk. and also, i don't like being drunk. i'm like the worst irishman ever.
i'm nervous because i'm gonna get a lot of these wrong. i think the rolling stones-- but the rolling stones are old by now! as you can clearly see, they look like fuckin' handbags. um... free tibet, how often is free tibet searched *mumbles* a rock band? lower. yes. good jesus. way fuckin' lower. uh... free tibet and tree surgeon. i'mma bet that a tree surgeon is searched a bit more than free tibet. even though free tibet should be searched a lot more. because it's a better cause. people need a tree surgeon more. oh, just about! okay!
um, feminism is obviously searched higher, because feminism is a really abundant topic in the world right now. ohhhh, feminism or strip club. oh god. you're putting feminism with strip club? really? come on! um... okay. that's a really high search. so i don't think strip clubs are going to be internet searched as much. so.... lower? maybe?? i dunno??? *giggles* lower. ahh! it's the exact same! okay! that doesn't count! that's a fuckin' tie! oh god. i'm not wearin' a tie, though. neither is that guy. alright. animal rights! okay. no shots for jackaboy yet. you'd think an irish man would relish at the idea of being able to drink all the time, but no, that's not how it works.
animal rights, that's going to be searched a lot, but i dunno if it's gonna be searched more than 450,000 times. that's a lotta nuts! so i'm gonna say lower. lower. yeah. good jesus, way fuckin' lower. okay. the oc? as in orange county? welcome to calif-- wait. are you talkin' about, like the tv show? the oc? i remember watching the oc ages and ages ago. um... the oc. the original, uh, the original corn-on-the-cob. *laughs* i think the oc is the orange county, right? that's in california. more than animal rights, though? yeah. yeah. yeah! way fuckin' more!
gymnastics. such weird topics! i dunno if gymnastics is gonna be searched more than the oc. i mean, we're going by 2016 results, and right now, gymnastics might be searched a lot more, because of the olympics. so... oh, is it... no, lower. high-- way fuckin' higher! i was gonna pick higher as well! ah, shit. oh, jack daniels, boy. jack daniels is so good, as well. i'm not doing a full, fuckin', full to the fuckin' brim shot. i'm just doing this. again, i don't wanna get hammered or anything.
oh! get that with a bit of ice! oh. jack daniels is so good! oh, i love it so much. it's nice with coke. really cold jack daniels with coke. oh. happy in my little belly. um. okay. schweppes? i don't even know what geocaching is. official geocache... it looks like a supply drop full of... i dunno. are those like toy cars? and papers and everything? um, a geocache, okay. that's searched 823,000 times. i highly fuckin' doubt schweppes is searched more than that. of course not. why would people be google searching schweppes? that's still a lot for schweppes every month. uh, nikola tesla. okay, nikola tesla, absolute fuckin' genius. an absolute pinnacle of ingenuity in his time. and even today, some of his um, some of his ideas are just so good. but... it's a very obscure topic. and it sucks, because this is not... this is a gargantuan amount.
i'm gonna say less. holy fuckin' shit! i did not realize that nikola tesla would be searched that much. that's fantastic! i didn't realize he would be searched that much, but i thought his inventions would be searched more. another shot, oh jesus. *laughs* again, i have stuff to do after this. why did i decide to do this? i've always wanted to do an alcoholic thing though, like a series or something, so maybe i'll actually do a series with alcohol after a while. second one goes down smoother. okie dokie. okay! torture, for some reason, is searched 165,000 times. every month. why? why are people searching torture?
uh, cannabis is definitely higher. of course people are gonna search cannabis that much. ohh, god. people's love of weed vs. people's love of dogs. which one is gonna win out? oh god, i dunno. also, i should mention, the idea of this series is not to see me drunk. i'm not doing this to try to get drunk, and then by the end of it, you're gonna see me drunk. on camera. i just added alcohol for a little... a little spruce. a little spice to the whole mix. just 'cause i didn't wanna do a standard higher or lower because i felt like it needed a bit more. um... less.
it's gonna be a lot, but it's gonna be less than cannabis. *deep regret* fuck my life. man... people search for labradors a million times a month. i mean, i know, it's the internet, it's full of cats and dogs, i shoulda known that... dammit, god, fuck... okay. *unhappy jack noises* that's gonna kick in in like an hour. woo! that one didn't go down as easily. oh god. bret hart... i don't even know who bret hart is.
or melbourne cricket ground. ah fuck. um. 201,000 is a decent amount... more. okay, i'm not doing another shot again. not right after the last one. fuck. give me a little bit of time. fleetwood mac or table tennis. table tennis searched less. yeah, of course. that's still a lot more for table tennis than i expected. a plasterer. this comes back to like the tree surgeon thing. i think people are gonna be searching for tree surgeons a lot more than some other stuff because people need tree surgeons. people need plasterers. if your house is knocked down, you're just plastering all over the place...
and i'm just buying for time because i don't wanna do a shot again. already. my belly's on fire. *quietly, with rage* fuck. my. life. really? i almost have half the fuckin' bottle gone. 'kay, i'm gonna do a half shot. because again, i don't wanna get drunk! a lot of people at home right now are gonna be like, "jack, you fucking p****." seriously, i have to record more stuff after this! there's still time in the day when i have to work! *laughs* technically i'm working right now. you see me drinking on the job? *laughs*
hoo, mama! *accent intensifies* feels like bein' out with the boys again! out with the boys, out, fuckin' drinkin'. holy fucking god. okay, we'll go a small bit more. inception or the rose bowl. *groans* what is the rose bowl? is that an american football thing? it's showing me an american football stadium. um... oh.... yes. way fuckin' lower. brazil, yes, higher. of course, something else is gonna be less than this. horoscopes. ah shit, people are really into their horoscopes. are they gonna be searching for those a lot? probably. oh holy goalie. um, but brazil is big with soccer fans.
*cackling* why did i think that that would be less?! that's the biggest one so far? did we make this too hard for you? the average score is 3.2. we're pretty embarrassed for you now. i'm embarrassed for myself right now. okay. it's just a tiny bit. again, i expected not to have to do this many! oh no. *giggles* sorry mom! actually, she would probably be proud of me. you proud of me ma?! *uncomfortable jack noises* *giggles* you'll probably see an instagram story going up in a little while while i'm drunk. oh no.
okay, we'll go a small bit more. the pill or football results. football results of course. yeah, a million times a month. people always want to know their football results. okay, this is the one again. people are looking for a tiler. they're like, "hey, jimmy! oh, jiminy billy bob. my tiles are fuckin' fallin' off my walls in my bathroom. could you come over and fix them?" um, so people are searchin' them for a job, but i don't think it'll be as much as football results. *singing* can you feel it, can you feel it? um... i'mma guess higher! for fargo. yeah? holy shit, people are still searching 673,000 times a month for fargo. holy god. now this is a tough one. it's all gonna come down to this.
*imitating a carnival worker* ladies and gentlemen! step right up, we've got ourselves a doozy! because fargo's pretty popular-- awesome movie by the way, you should watch it-- uh, made my the cohen brothers. ah, 673,000 is a lot, but jeremy clarkson is a bit old-- ah, look at his cute little face right there. he, um.... he, he's controversial. on top gear being a thing this year. so, higher. ah!! *despairing jack noises* it's lower, everybody! it's lower! oh, jontron! *laughs* get a score of 8 and you'll be in the top 10% of players. i got a decent result the first time... okay, last shot.
last shot. it's only a quarter. i can't. i can't. i'm not out. i'm not out with the crew. i'm not out with my squad. out to get fuckin' hammered. i'm sittin' in my own house, recordin' a fuckin' browser, guessing if stuff is gonna be higher or lower, and i'm drinking alcohol because of that. i think that's the first sign of alcoholism. *unhappy jack noises* okay, i'm gonna leave this video here! because, wait, let's just do one more. let's do one more, see if, if, if i get this right, i redeem myself.
100%. people search orange 20,400,000 times a month?! of course they're gonna search rocky lower! there, i win. i win the game. forever. for always. okay. *giggles* okay! well i'm gonna leave this video here! normally i don't drink, like, a whole lot. i know everyone's gonna be saying, "but jack, you're irish." i don't live up to that stereotype at all. even when i was younger, i never used to go out drinking every weekend. with my friends, because i wanted to stay inside and play video games! and that's partly the reason why-- actually, it's 100% of the reason why-- i'm here today recording videos for youtube.
is because i prefer to play video games, and prefer to watch youtube videos, than go out drinking every week. not that there's anything wrong with going out drinking every weekend. i mean, that's the way culture is, that's the way society is. if you do that, more power to you. it's your money, you can spend it whatever the way you want, and it's your time, you can do whatever you want with it. but me, personally, i don't drink all that much. and i'm a super lightweight whenever i do drink. i'm like the worst irish stereotype ever. *starts speech, loses his train of thought* um, but that's fine. if me not being an alcoholic or getting drunk really quick, or getting drunk after going out every weekend, jesus christ, i dunno. leave me alone. *burps* i was waitin' for that fuckin' belch. anyway, thank you guys so much for watchin' this video. if you liked it, punch that like button in the face, like a boss!! and, high fives all around. wa-psh, wa-psh.
thank you guys, and i will see all you dudes, in the next video!!! there's no fuckin' way i can feel tipsy already. what the fuck? jesus i do not drink often. *giggles* nooo! okay, maybe i should record something else just because it'll be funny. *giggle*