minecraft einrichtungsideen badezimmer
hello everybody(hi)my name is markiplier (meh names jeff) and velcome to hello neighbor (neigh like a horse) now this game is in early alpha (and omega), which means that if it glitches out and kms and it's funny...? (its always funny mark xd) heck yeah, keep it in the game. (yes so we may laugh) but if it's bad, don't blame it. (ya blame mark not the game) don't blame me, don't blame-- *cricket cricket annoying af*
.....hi..... (hiiiiii) that is the loudest ambiance i've ever heard in my life. (crickets: says you red head) and i grew up in the midwest! (i grew up once) oh! am i? ohhh shit, (whats wrong moo moo) am i supposed to go over there? (probably why?) or am i supposed to turn out the lights (nah keep em on) so they don't see me? (i see you mark they do to wave ok?) ~hello??~ also, why is my bed on display (its not ikea)
for the entire neighborhood to see? *marks bed 1200 dollars* okay... oh! my house is tiny! (size extra small) wait a minute. how do i get to the rest of my house?! (there is no rest mark) helloooooo? alright, this is nothing--- oh.my.god. (gosh mark gosh)
the grasshoppers are, like, (ahhhhhhhhh) digging needles into my ears! (claw claw) can i get out of this? i mean, no wonder i go to my neighbor's house! i don't want to hear this shit! (watch yo profainity) aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. (mark freaking out) hellooooooo? *doorbell rings* (ding dong ditch?) jesus... (criminney christmas)
well i mean, that's better ambiance than what i was having to deal with over there! oooh.. something tells me this ain't gonna be too friendly a visit. (oh really you just got that) oh. wow. uhhh. neighbor?
neighborino?! (what?) neighbor-weighbor, wibble wooo what the heck is this-or? why do you have cameras in here? (government testing) *beep* (they see you mark run) hey. the fuck was that?! well i'm a little confuzzled... (confused mark) i don't know what the hell is going on.
hi~ -- (mark when he sees shiney door) idont---fuckyou! (profain) what the fuck just happened? (he grabbed you mark he septiplied you) who the hell was that? (it was jack) okay, fine then! *mark throws himself out the window* i'm bolting over there, ~fuck you! you think you can stop me? at least, the... (huehue)
the fricking things aren't chirping anymore. (tru tru) okay... (no mark don't do it) alrighty, then... *radio static and chatter* *doorbell ring* ah! fucking.... (neighbor kisses mark) fucker... (f bomb) fuck!
you need to stop that. i'm just trying to get into this bitch. i don't know why i called it a bitch. (female dog) it's a lovely, lovely game. (yes totally) oh god, ah, gotta get out of here! gotta run, gotta run for it, gotta run for it. okey-dokey, then! hello~
where the heck are you? (housekeeping) *more radio static and chatter* do i have a flashlight? (-_-) do i have any means of defense? (yes your gorgeous face <3) can i grab, like, these old used food boxes and bash him upside the head? (yes try it i dareeeeeeee you) a broom? (like i said house keeping) ...okay... alrighty then.
well, that's nice! okay. oh, i thought they were kissing. (-_-) they're just staring... (always staring) oh, oh, that's lovely i can't see shiiiiit. okay.. all the doors are locked. except the front one.
*beep* oh god. the camera. ooohhhhh! the camera... that's what beeped. (genius) he can freaking seeeeee meeeee. (we can to but we are your veiwers) ohhh, boy... (girl) oh god, it's a bright sunshiny day! (yay(
maybe, i shouldn't go over to my neighbor's house. maybe i should--- oh, hey. hi! is that you? no, that's a potted plant. i'm a goddamn fool! (yes mon ami) daswhyimmagoinhere (english please) bing bong. (fing fong jing jong)
*doorbell rings* (oye!) okay, nevermind then! ooooohh. he smarted up! he actually locked his damn door! i have no idea... i'm very confused. oh, this doesn't seem right. why is that upside down??
*door closes* i didn't do that. why is that upside--- (upside?) who's doing that?? hi~~~ may i come in??(no -_-) okay... (ya that's right you beta run) can i get over here? (try it) maybe?
ohhh, just a little bit of "yessss". oh. side door! (lol) noope. (i'm so sorry) okay, that's not gonna work. neighbor. ding-damn it. oh. ah, hey! well, that seems a little less than friendly!
ahhkay. aaaaahhhhh. fucking fuck. i'm not ready for this! it's so shiny out! oh, what a lovely, beautiful day! i'm sure glad there's still the wood-stepping sound effects as i go through the door.
*clamp* owwww..... why'd you put it on your front door? i... hi... geez. hello~ neighbor. i know you want your privacy and everything
and i think i saw you moving around in your window there, but i'm gonna... ??? wha. i didn't! what?! okay, that's a-- ai-ai-aye come on!
what. what-ow. help! police! heeeeeelp! hee~lp. halp. help. oh god.
me thinks me got away~ by just the skin of my balls~ i suppose--- that seems like pretty frantic steps towards me~ no. oh, he's upstairs, okay. well, at least i think he is! i hope he is. he better not be coming for
~meh~ whatde oh god damn it. i need to stop hittin' those! i-i hit the "use" button on it because i think it's gonna like-- you know... ...okay... uh-oh.
ah. well... now this is open. i guess that's good... question mark?? oh, so what is with that? what kind of rival-- aaaahhh! fuck me!
aaahhhh~ hah, whaaat is going oooon...? idon'tknowwhat'shappeningtome aaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii. aye-aye-aye okay. i didn't know what was going on with me! but, uh... aaalrighty, then. i see him walking around in there!
how did i get to the upstairs?! can i get to the upstairs? what's the point of me going over there?! what kind of... ...bastard of a neighbor am i? what kind of a douche-nozzle neighbor goes over and just barges into his friend's house? not even say an "hello" or "hi"?
god, i gotta-- let me in! i'm being driven insane by the sounds. i gotta come in. let me in!!! please?? sir? *doorbell rings* *rings again*
hi. wha? i said hi! i rang the doorbell like a polite person. you're just gonna straight-up ~murder~ me~?? oh, neighbor~ hi-dee-ho, neighbor!
neighborino? heeheeheehee a-hahahaha~ you'll never know that it was actually me, ding-dong-ditching ya. oh-ho-ho-ho! oh-hah-hah-hah. a-hah-hah. whaat an idiot~
what a doofus guy! what a-- *clang* (pfft your dead) aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah!!! (oh hey mark thanks for dropping by) i can't move! fuck! what the hell was that? --oh hey wo..! hi! (knock knock?) why?! and how? and how?! (ah mark how are you?) holy shit! (commere you cutie) what the fuck, man... (show yourself dingus)
hi!(hi mark!) waddaya doin'? (nm you?) ah-heyheyhey! (what i was bored) okay, alrighty then... (i just want to squeeze you so tight) why--hi! you're outside your house now! hello!~ ah!~ guten morgen! neighborino! uhh--i didn't know you can do that!
neighbor? what's happened-- aaah--i didn't do it! wasn't me! come on, man! okay,--aaaagh fuck you! (language we have children) well he threw it at-- hwot?! oh, so he's laying out the traps, (ya smartie pants) okay, that explains it, okay-- so he's...he's actually laying out traps..
i mean after a while, wouldn't you get so paranoid that... your neighbor constantly endlessly just starts barging in to your house? you- you might set up counter measures as well! okay yeah, you go in there, while i'm gonna go in here. yeah, that's more i like it. mkay... (no no no its okay not mkay) okay, so i gotta figure out how to open this? *rattle*...ooh...
..i mean i don't know the number(s) (123456789) *glass breaks* (run mark listen to me) *mumble* (don't do it you idiot) oh--well that's not good. (really!?) oh. hi. (hi mark!) aaaaaah... ah god damn it! (hug me babe) i don't know what i expected. (i just love your hugs) i-i walked up behind him. (the eyes on his back ya know) hhhaaaaaiiiiiii!!!
okay, that doesn't make sense! but you do whatever you wanna do! i'm having a barbecue this weekend, maybe you should come over.. okay, see you around the neighborhood! what did i do?! (made noise dingus berry?) hey i'm in my house! (so) hey! hey!
no..! no! (yes) yeah.. what are you throw-- what are you throwing at me?! what are you throwin' at me?! asshole! (butthole) what are you doin'? (chillen you?) wha-- hey?! (need your fruit and veggies mark!)
ooh fuck you! oooh really?! oh fuck you! oh asshole, you throwin' tomatoes at my house?! fuck you! oh yeah, you're real mature. (i know i got to grade 2) oh, real mature- eeey!! what the fuck?!
wha... ah! i can't see! myurh! (-_-) hey--hey! (hi) ye-yeah. re-real mature. (ye-yes i kn-know) okay, real mature, neighborhood. ne-neighbor-- neighborino! ain't this game just a bag of dicks? (its awesome mark!)
and ain't you just a bag of dicks?! everything about this is a bag of dicks! ohh, this is bad.. this is bad. what is that? ah? i-it doesn't work-- ( yes it does) oh it does work! (genius) i-it does! i don't know why that works. (because that's how garages work idiot)
that worked! (noo really?!) okay! what did that accomplish me?! i don't know what's with this upside down room, (i do its upside-down that's what) but uh, it exists. alright... where is this? does this has anything to do with how to get... ..past this douche?
no it does not! th-there's no reason to be in here! this doesn't work. okay goodbye! there's another door over there. ugh that didn't help anybody! that's the opposite of good! i don't think there's any way to win this! *mumble* where is he...?
he-he-hey buddy... (hi) hey neighbor! howdy-ho, neighborino? hey diddly ho, go fuck yourself, huh? (impossible mark) how 'bout that? (no thanks you can try tho) ho-shit! (haha dingus) i shouldn't be in here! ohh, this is not good! there's nothing in here!
oh, there's nothing! it's literally a broom closet with a trap in it! hah! he could come in here at any moment! what the hell are these? light bulbs?! oh boy! i'm fucked! (yes you are just noticed huh?) maybe i could trap him by one of his own traps!
is that a thing that could happen? i don't think so! i am fucked..! heuh- aaraahahahaheiheiheihihihi *sigh* oh fuck! alright, okay. i--uh... i'm--uh-- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!! (xd)
*fart/splat noises* with a big ol' hug in the middle of the road! okay, but anyway, that is "hello neighbor"! (that was fun don't forget to subscribe veiwers!) this is in very early access so there's almost no fully fleshed out features left, but this game does look promising! it's actually legitimately scary... (ya i know that neighbor tho) *chuckle* when you're in there, (huehuehue bye guys!)
and i have no idea where he is! so, i like it a lot, being stalked around someone else's house, (creep -_-) and not knowing why you're in their house- (that's the point your just curious) also why was he big? (puberty) i have no idea, but either way, this is a fun game. uh, you can't play it just yet; this is an early access demo that was given to me by the developer (thanks develporino)
...so... (go on markimoo...) hopefully very soon, there would be something that you guys can play thank you again everybody for watching, (np mark) let me know what you guys thought down below-- (i loved it) and as always, i will see you... ...in the next video. bah-byeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaahhhh (you ok?) --ow! god dammit, you dick! (if you guys liked my commentery don't)
buh-bye!~ (its about mark not me) *outro plays* (bye homies!)