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[♪♪♪] ♪ oh, baby you ♪ ♪ you got what i need ♪ so, we shouldcelebrate. celebrate what? i got second place. okay, the judgesare like 30, okay? they don't know whatcool dancing looks like anymore. that one matrix routineyou did...
pchhoww... thing. that was so cool. i should've donethe back to the future theme. they would've liked that. even older: grease. uh, well, they just confirmedwhat my parents always told me: i should stop dancingand pursue a regular safe job. look, second place doesn't meanyou should give up. i think it's just awesomethat you were up there on stage,
you know,just going for it. sunny's milkshakes? oh, there's never a bad reasonfor sunny's milkshakes. come on, let's go. [slurps end of milkshake] feelin' better? not really. i just wanna go onlike one date where i don't need to decompressover a milkshake afterwards.
people at sunny'sare starting to recognize me. [cell phone vibrates] is that something important? just a notification. [buttons clicking] got another match. wait, you're still on apps? i thought things were going wellwith that sarah girl. they are.
we just haven't reallytalked about it, you know. [people chattering] yes, you were though.over here. what's up, peter? oh, i didn't know you were here. he's always here,but now he's leaving. oh, i am? yes. i guess i'm leaving.
i guess i'll walk out with him. hope there's no more milkshakesin your future. wow, that's like the fourth timethis week he's spent the night? yeah, but don't worry about it,it's not going to happen again. four times means this isjust a casual hook up. if we go to five, then it meansthat this casual hook up could become a thing, and a thing couldquickly become a situation. nobody wants a situation so...
speaking of which,feel free to use me as an excuse to get out ofhanging out with peter again. he's been over herefive times, at least. yeah, well, i mean,peter's different. i told you,we're not hooking up. right, and why is that again? he's very hot,he listens to your problems, he buys you milkshakes.what's wrong with you? mm, bieber or swift?
peter:to make out with,or be friends with? what?no, to listen to. i thought bedroom djs aren'tallowed to like mainstream. normally, yes, but mainstreampays those bills. what bills?you still live at home. shut up. anyway, i gotmy first real gig tonight. do you rememberhow mom and dad made me join that whole honor society thing?
yeah, gamma nu pi,or something? isn't thatlike a coed frat? i mean, they callthemselves a frat because they're nerds, and those nerds invited meto dj their party. mm, aren't you technicallyone of those nerds? this is the point, okay? i want you to picture20 geeks in ties, drinking mocktails.
i have to playthe mocktails of music. so take a look at thisand tell me what you think. yeah, i recognizesome of those names. so what time'sthe party at? i mean, i want to seeyour debut. yeah... no. heh, what, you don't want your cooler older brothercheering you on?
it's not my jv soccer game. come on, we neverreally get to hang out. you mean the eight hourswe spend here filling ordersisn't enough? you know what i mean. now thatyou're back from college, you know, i figuredwe could hang out like real siblings. fine. it's 7:30.
i promise i won't stay long. i have a date. oh, heh, a date. okay, you don't haveto lie to me. oh yeah,good luck on your date. okay, he's gota date, everyone. [mockingly laughs] [electronic dance musicplaying over speakers] [lively chattering]
yo, you told me tonight wassupposed to be low key. yeah, that'swhat grace said. but we won't be here long. i have a datewith sarah tonight. oh no, that's cool. i'm in itfor the long haul, man. yeah, i got no plans, especially since chloedoesn't want us to be a thing. if she doesn't want this,
i'm happyto keep my options open. and there areplenty of options. wow, her booty's thickerthan a bowl of oatmeal. [whispers]excuse me. peter:excuse me, hey, sorry, sorry. what's happened? this is a lot morethan 20 people. apparently,the word got out. there's like 3 frats here
and the water polo team,and anime club. so, you gonna go on soon? uh, actually, no,i'm going much later. bummer, my big bro'sgonna miss my debut. good luck on your date. what?no, no, no, no. i came to hear youscratch filthy beats, and i googled a bunch of-- okay, just-- just stop talking.
okay, i needto go set up my gear. this was supposed to bea simple gig with just a bunch of nerds, and now i got to,like, impress people. get out of my way,you weirdo. yo, drink this. uh, grace is not goingto go on for a while. i thinki gotta cancel with sarah. what should i text her?
i don't know, if you don't care,literally text her anything. mm, this one timei texted this girl a cactus emoji,and she knew we were done. boom. no, i do actuallywant to see her again. man, i haven't beento a college party in years. chloe's really gonna regretletting me loose. 'sup. that son of a bitch.
oh, wow. hi. mark just posted a snapof himself at a party. i thought you were takinga break from mark. i am, but he knowsthat i have massive fomo, and he's fomo-baiting meon purpose. but you guysaren't exclusive, and you don't wantto be exclusive, so isn't this good? ah, joanna, joanna,joanna, joanna.
i don't wantto be exclusive with him. i want him to wantto be exclusive with me. it's not that hard. whatdon't you understand about this? um, everything. [music and chattering on phone] wait a second. girls in crop tops,a game of flip cup, stop sign as decor. [gasps]unbelievable.
he's at unla. wait, how did you...? tiny school logo on a tiny polo shirt. damn, you'relike nancy drew. well, online stalking'sa critical part of the game. who is nancy drew?is she verified? [laughs] okay, whatever.
i need you to get dressed, 'cause we're crashingthis party. oh, a college party?no. that's not happening. joanna, college guys areexactly what you need right now. they're quick, easy,and you can steal the scrunchie off their doorknobthe next morning. and tonight, you're gonnamake out with something
other than a milkshake. get dressed,we're going. oh, yes, cheap beerand peer pressure. yeah, it's awesome. oh, my god,check it out. love that move.miss that move. what move? the triple p:phone, pocket, play.
you find a guy you're into, and you ask himto hold your phone, then at the end of the night,he has to find you to give it back to you.by that point, you'll both be drunk,so you hook up. classic triple p. oh. i'll probably just keepmy phone in my clutch. what clutch, joanna?
okay, the last thingthat mark snapped was a video of him doingan ice luge, so... brb. thanks for inviting me, chloe. it's been super funhanging out with you. peter? joanna, wh-whatare you doing here? i was draggedinto mark and chloe drama. did mark bring you?
uh, no. i brought him. ah, grace is djingthe party tonight. grace djs? yeah. come on. peter:so, you ready to partylike you're 21 again? oh, i'm ready to partylike i'm 30. you know, um,it's all about partying smarter not harder. even in college, i didn't partylike a college kid.
all my classeswere at 9:00 a.m. so were you everin a sorority? worse. an a cappella group. [groans] girls in treble. [chuckles] yeah, whichwas especially awkward for the one guy in our group.
you think we would've beenfriends in college? i don't know,probably not. i mean, we would'veseen each other in a party,or in the hall, but you probablywould've thought you were too cool for me. what? i literally just told youi was in an a cappella group. like, i was not too coolfor anyone.
well, i mean, a capellagroups are kinda cool now, with that glee showand stuff, but... awesome, so this is our firstcollege party together. mm, and possibly our firsthangover together. this is strong.let me get you one. oh, wait. uh, peter... could you hold my phone? it's just,i don't have pockets, you know,so it's-it's annoying.
yeah, sure. thank you. [pop music playingover speakers] hey! [indistinct conversation] who is that? that is, um, sarah, the girl thati picked for peter. how do you feel about it?
are you okay? i mean-- oh, my god,look at mark talking to crop top mcgee over there.i'll be back. confession: i am not a total nerd, but i didn't really drinka lot in college. i was focusedon the whole pre-med thing. counter-confession: me too.
exceptthe whole pre-med thing. i've always wanted to know whatit was like at a frat party. oh, my god, i wonder ifi have the upper body strength to do a keg stand. oh, i can hold your legs. perfect. so romantic. that's so romantic. hey, long line at the keg? yeah, yeah.sorry about that.
oh, yeah, joanna,this is sarah. and sarah,this is joanna, my friendfrom high school. nice to meet you. you too. peter, what timeis your sister going on? oh, uh, i'm not sure. uh, let me go checkon her. so, uh, sarah,what do you do?
i'm a pediatrician. how about you? ah, me. um... you know, i'm kindain between things right now. um, yeah, i usedto be in finance. i just moved back to l.a., and i moved inwith my best friend's sister. she's really cool. yeah, i'm just, um,
i'm just tryin'to figure stuff out right now. awesome. [hip hop musicplaying over speakers] nice. that's two,that's three cups. mark: ball's back. there you are. you're not inviting meto parties? chloe, what,what are you doing here?
i sawyour snap story, okay. it was clearly fomo-bait. what are you, like,hitting on college-aged girls now? that is so pathetic,and potentially illegal. oh. oh, pathetic? as pathetic as you seeingmy snapchat stories, and tracking downwhere i am? who are you, nancy drew?
who is this nancy personthat you keep on--? is she like a blogger? or is just she--is she like on the-- stop that! you know what,it doesn't matter. keep playing. don't listento her. no, don't-- no, stop! no, don't-- throw the ball, brad! don't do it, brad!
throw the ball! damn it!listen, you wannaplay games, okay, you can't gamethe game master, all right? no? ooh. no, you can't. tonight i'm gonna getmy puma on, okay? i am a single--you hear that, brad? single, hot26-year-old woman,
and tonight i'm gonna makesome college guys-- maybe brad--ruin his patterned board shorts. okay, yeah, well, me too. but with the opposite sex! if you wanna check outany more updates, just check outmy snapchat story. i know you will. stalker! i'm not a stalker.don't.
throw it, throw it. damn it! come on! oh, hey, chloe. hi. how'd it go with mark? not at all as i planned, so now,to appear irresistible, i need a hot frat guyto make out with.
what's your status? i really just wannaget out of here, you know? what? no. no, hey. no. no. look around. 21-year-oldseverywhere, okay. hot, horny,at their sexual peak, and as a 30-year-old woman, you are alsoat your sexual peak. twenty-nine.
whatever. you're a human,and you have carnal desires, and college guys are greatfor satisfying those. just look at them. i mean, they have no feelings. they barely have brains.their frontal lobes won't developfor several years, okay? they get inand they get out, and that's exactlywhat you need.
hi, can i steal youfor a second? hey. you're hot,and seem down to clown. what's your name? trevor. trevor, very cool stuff.he's yours. and let'sget a look at you. yes, you'll do nicely. he's mine.
what do you saywe make some mistakes together? your t-shirthas letters on it. that's great. [pop music playing in distance] hey, what are youdoin' out here? there'sso many more people here than i thoughtthere was gonna be. and they all have phones. do you know how viraldj fails are?
if tonight doesn't work out,maybe that means that taking a year offto pursue music was a mistake. i should've just gotten a securejob like all my friends. look, even the greatstake a year off. jordan left the gameto play baseball. actually, that wasa mistake. really big mistake,actually. what i'm tryin' to say is, maybe this isyour space jam?
sorry to interruptthe rousing halftime speech, but can i just say something? uh, who are you? oh, ha, this is my date. you exist? yeah, i'm sarah. and what you're feelingis totally normal, but, you know,when i went into med school, i went inright after college,
and i really wishi'd taken time off to take risks. however tonight goes, it's awesome,you're going for it. you're doing exactlywhat you should be doing in your early 20s. heh, plus, everyoneat this party is drunk. they're not gonna remember. mm, thanks.
her speech wasmuch better than yours, by the way. i'll see you guys in 20. so get 'em, gracie! hey, thank you. i hope she doesn't suck. yeah. [electronic music playingover speakers] hey, so what's your snap?
[snaps fingers] that's cute, but i meantyour snapchat, like, can i add youas a friend, or..? this is my only snap. dude, you gotta get on it,it's the best! like, i mean,i'm kind of a big deal, people call melike a snap-lebrity. i get like a thousand viewsa snap. not a big deal,but kind of a big deal.
sometimes i make jokes,i make jokes on there too. i-i will like have my face, but i'll putlike an emoji on it. so i put ghosts right here, act like scared, you know? i'm gonna-- i'm gonna findmy friend, though. i'll be-- i'll be-- oh, sure. hey, joanna,i, um, i miss you already.
[joanna scoffs] a lot, heh. all right, bitches, we're aboutto shotgun these beers. yeah, but that's kind ofan offensive use of that word. uh, do you have any like,anything else, like anything microbrewedor something? nope, i'm sorry.3, 2, 1, let's do this! ah, not even that deep. oh my god, oh my god!
[man vocalizes] yeah, you areso good at that, heh. [belches] just burped in my mouth. you just burped into my mouth. that was totally an accident. okay. professor hok istotally ruining my life. mark:oh. yeah, i don't,i don't miss that.
girl:oh, you graduated? when? yeah, it's been about a... nine years ago. girl:so you're what, you're like 30? why are you here? oh my god, are you a cop? no, wait, katie, hey... [maniacal laughing]
this guy might be a cop. how deeply uncool. here we go! oh! you got beat by a rookie! ohh, yes! you're a natural! i know, i've foundmy true calling. oh hey, uh,grace is about to go on. you wanna go to the dance floor?
yeah, cool. um, i'm gonna runto the bathroom, and i'll see you there. hey! you havin' fun? yeah, a blast. i should come rightto college more often. hey, how's everythingwith sarah? oh yeah, she dominatedin flip cup. she's kind of badass.
here we go, gracie! hoo! hoo! hoo! oh, they like it! she's giving 'em earworms! give 'em earworms, grace! you are so embarrassing. heh, that's the point. you're very cool. i know.
oh, man, when did peoplestop dancing with each other and just start bouncing aroundin the same direction? what, you're not intozombie line dancing? what are you doingwednesday night? i have plans. cool, me too. i'm just saying,you know, dancing is much more funwhen you're facing someone.
hey, well, someone shouldgo show 'em how it's done! go! nah, i'm retired. i haven't forgottenyou were the best guy on the dance team. second best. not thatit still bothers me that i got 2nd place inthat competition or anything. redemption time!
mm-mm. come on, old man! what, are you too coolto dance? oh, are you challenging me? okay. okay, all right. here we go. all right, get in there! [electronic music picks up] that's my brother!
whoo! ooh, i am getting older. oh, my gosh,did you see that guy? that was unreal. w-w-wait,hold on, hold on. um, if we wanna makethis relationship work, i think we should-- whoa! whoa! we're like-- you're like 21, right?
you should be afraidof the r-word. just because i'm 21doesn't mean i don't havea lot of feelings, and i'm not able to expressa lot of-- that's my drink. that was rum. i hate rum. see, this is great! this is thebest part of the relationship. we're still learning stuffabout each other. i personally love rum.i also love gum.
and my thumbs. you know,i'm pretty much a rapper. i should make a snap about rap.i'm doing it again! peter:oh, my god,i am so out of shape. that was pretty amazing. that was so rad, mister. so, i didn't knowyou could dance. oh, i usually don't,but joanna challenged me. oh, it was joanna's idea? how do you guysknow each other again?
we grew up together. everyone's really nice. i've had so much fun tonight. at a frat party. words i thoughti'd never say. right? hey, thank you so muchfor coming tonight. i'm not surehow many other women would be so cool with this.
well, i'mnot like other women. so maybeyou should lock this down. oh, oh, should i? [both chuckle] i like you, peter. i like you too, sarah. i switched shifts tomorrow so i can spend the nightwith you tonight. i like that.
so we shouldmake this official? i'd like that. [pop music playingover speakers in distance] [groaning] what? [catching breath] aren't you supposedto be hunting? yes, but honestly, mark, i'm so tired.
i'm so tired. i can't partylike a 21-year-old anymore. uh, i know. samesies. [scoffs]i feel... like feelings wise, i feel like a puma, but my fear is that-- [scoffs]am i--? shit am i a cougar?
dude, puma, cougar,what does it matter? how about--how about you and i act like a couple of rabbitsin the back seat of my car? okay, fine, fine. fine, but tomorrow,we're taking a break. don't text me,even if something crazy happens. on game of thrones. heh, okay. look, let's just goto my place.
we won't haveto deal with, well, roommates and whatnot. let's make out. when did this happen? oh, i have to pee. hey, so beforethings get, uh, physical between us,i just-- i just gotto let you know that i'm actuallya very sensitive guy,
so don't go breakingmy heart, all right? oh, by the way,do you have your id on you? because the dealwith my dorm room is you kinda need to sign into-- trevor, trevor. i hope thisdoesn't sound too harsh, uh, the worst thingi've ever done in my life was make outwith you tonight.
so that's a hard no on you comin' to my dorm? yeah. yeah, i'm sorry,i-i gotta go. oh, can i borrowyour phone? lisa:i can't believe youremembered my cell phone number. yep, you and rachel toomey. i can't believeshe became a principal. like, that girlused to party. yeah, apparentlyso do you.
what was it like kissinga 21-year-old? he wasn't the worst kisser. not too much tongue. plus, he hada nice back. i love backs. wait, you never told me whyyou gave peter your phone. i just thought my nightwas gonna turn out differently. give me more ice cream. [sighs]
[knocking on door] no pass code.really? i could've doneso much damage. but i took care of her, and fed her some juice. here you go. thanks, peter. you're the best. hey, did you have funlast night? what'd you think of her?
um, sarah's great. oh, i meant grace, but sarah thinksyou're great too. oh, hey, pact update. sarah and i tooka big step last night. we both deletedour dating apps. off app. well, good for you.congrats. thanks. how about you?
no updates here,except, uh, i'm pretty sure i needto date someone who's noton a campus meal plan. you need a milkshake? uh, no. i, uh-- i should work on my resume, and get backto the old job hunt. are you sure you're okay? yeah, i'm just tired.
oh, yeah. all right. bye. [phone ringing out] man [on phone]: hey, joanna. hi, carl.